I have seen a lot of headcanons about cartoon on tumblr and deviantART so i want to give and tell about my headcanon about the vreedle family.
First we'll clearly start with the criminal matriarch herself ma vreedle
her full name is tetrahedron vreedle or tetra for short but as she became a mother people just called her ma vreedle (except Sandra)
she dropped out of high school at age 17 and became a back door bouncer for a strip club
she was rather attractive and voluptuous in her day, she did a lot of petty crime at 15 and major one at 19.
she married pa when she was just 20 and caught him cheating with numeric times before they had a divorce, ma has custody of octagon and rhomboid while pa has isosceles right triangle and parallelogram.
upangon vreedle was quite a ladies man and a gentleman before he met ma
he always gives the girls the pleasure before his own and was not selfish lover .
pa loves his children especially sceles he was very protective of her around boys and would usually tell her brothers to protect her.
he's a big fan of alcohol especially vodka and beer.
he taught octagon all about smooth talking and tipping the velvet.
she is the oldest of the vreedle family in order is octagon,rhomboid,parallelogram and dody
she found a vulpamancer puppy and tried to keep it as a pet but pa didn't want more mouths to feed so the rule "no loot what needs to breath" been made.
sceles used to have her hair out before her pa read pippi longstocking to her during bedtime now she's never seen without her pigtails except on occasional formal event.
next to parry sceles can eat a lot of meat but she tries to keep it to a minimum.
she able to wrestle down most guys and some girls to the ground.
isosceles right triangle is bisexual and feeling for rook.
pa took sceles to a rodeo and it became a long term interest.
TO BE CONTINUED...
